strangeandnorrell:

Why are you talking that way?

I thought you wanted to.

No, I don’t want to.

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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rose-clementine:

I’m sorry… What did you say?

rose-clementine:

I’m sorry… What did you say?

impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

every-bodytrybreathing:

trenchcoatlove:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED


I am amazed

every-bodytrybreathing:

trenchcoatlove:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

I am amazed

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed