just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
compliments from the babe <3
boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake.
finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed